After last night’s Maintenance, see post , I might have made a grievous mistake this evening. One of my wife’s rules it that when we sit down to eat, she must take the 1st bite. Tonight, I fixed dinner, brought her plate to her as she was working on the computer. Told her that I would be right back with my plate. When I returned, I made the assumption that she had already taken a bite of her food and I then took a bite of mine. I was wrong. She noticed immediately and called me out. Without a blink of an eye, I was informed that I had just earned punishment swats tonight. After what I endured last night, I know she is planning on taking me to a place that I have never been….